ANAGRAM PRE-SEASON PREDICTIONS

It's not original or really ground-breaking, but I enjoyed the angriest man on the computer's Five Word Previews for the upcoming season.
Some great stuff and not nearly as full of acid as this or this classic.
This guy is angry but very sharp. One of those people who says what is on his mind. Lucky he uses a great pseudonym.
Anyway...

I thought I'd take some teams into one of the many Internet Anagram Generators and see what wisdom spews forth.
OUR DIVISION
(In order of finish)
Colorado Avalanche
COACH ANAL OVERLOAD
Calgary Flames
CAGY MARE FALLS
Vancouver Canucks
VANE VAN OCCUR SUCK
Edmonton Oilers
REMODEL NOTIONS
Minnesota Wild
STOLEN A DIM WIN

CALI DIVISION
Anaheim Ducks
IDEA SANK CHUM
San Jose Sharks
SHAKES JAR SONS
Dallas Stars
SAD ALL STARS
Los Angeles Kings
ENGAGES NO SKILLS


Phoenix Coyotes
PHONY SEX, ICE TOO

Detroit Division
Detroit Red Wings
GRIT WORST DENIED
St. Louis Blues
OUSTS BULLIES
Chicago Blackhawks
GOAL BACKWASH CHICK
Nashville Predators
AHA! SELL DRIVEN SPORT
Columbus Bluejackets
JUST MOCK USEABLE CLUB

Atlantic Div
Pittsburgh Penguins
BRIGHTEST PINUP GUNS
New York Rangers
GREYER RANKS NOW
New Jersey Devils
WEILDS JEERS, ENVY
Philadelphia Flyers
HELLISHLY AFRAID PEP
New York Islanders
SNOW NEARLY RISKED

Centre of the Universe Div
Ottawa Senators
ARENA TOASTS WOT?
Buffalo Sabres
AFFABLE BROS, US
Boston Bruins
STUBBORN IS ON
Montreal Canadiens
RANCID TEAM "EN SALON"
Toronto Maple Leafs
NAMEPLATE FOR TOOLS

Apathy Division
Tampa Bay Lightning
GAMBLING ANTIPATHY
Carolina Hurricanes
AIL, SCORCH, RUIN ARENA
Atlanta Thrashers
AHA! SLATTERN TRASH
Washington Capitals
GIANT CLAW HAS POINTS
Florida Panthers
ARENA DROPS FILTH


Holy crap, that was a lot of work for little reward. Reading lists and lists of anagrams really gets tiring.
Thank God nothing really good was on TV. But Arrested Development is on now.
I'm done.