Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Moose Head


February 27, 2007 will probably be the day that EVERYONE IN TOWN wants to go to the hockey game.

Although it was leaked earlier, the Oilers will be raising #11 to the rafters in Edmonton against the Phoenix Coyotes.

For anyone who saw the Messier jersey retirement opus, I am glad that the Oilers keep their jersey ceremonies short and sweet.
The New York event was far, far too long (it was 77 minutes long in fact.)
The damn thing had too many speeches. There were too many video clips. There were needless bits like needing to spend eight minutes explaining every gift given out to Mess. ("How about this great Captain's chair. Get it? Captain? We even added gold fishing rods.") Christopher Reeve's widow sang a song.
Then, finally, Mess got to speak.
Paul Coffey's jersey retirement was a tidy 20-ish minutes. A video. A standing ovation. A couple quick speeches. Introduce the guests. Let Coffey speak and skate a lap around the rink.
Jari Kurri's night was much the same. Grant Fuhr's retirement ceremony was also efficient.
When today's actual working players are waiting to play a real game, don't piss around.
The MSG people felt a need to explain why Messier was important, just in case the fans in the stands didn't quite understand how great a leader Messier was. The New York fans get it. American or not, they're an Original Six city and they know their ice hockey.
You don't need to drag out the '94 (shortened season) Cup Champs, sing a song or let every hockey-related American talking head explain "the meaning of the word Captain."

In Edmonton, the player is the show. Let them walk out, let the fans give a long standing ovation, show some video highlights, let the old Oilers like Wayne, Grant and Joey wave at the crowd and let Moose speak.

I promised Gretz I wouldn't cry.
Say it, Moose. It would be a great line. No worries about the royalties.

7 comments:

Art Vandelay said...

"I'd like to thank my dad's sperm for hooking up with my mom's egg to form the zygote that eventually became Me. I'd also like to thank Mother Nature for single-cell division.......and finally I'd like to thank the Westin for the lovely room and wonderful maid service last night. I especially appreciated the mint on my pillow and that little strip across the toilet seat."

teebeeplayer said...

awesome, art. coffee came out my nose at "single-cell division"...

Matt said...

The shortened season was '94/95 when the Devils won.

young d said...

Oh yeah. It was the next year that Jersey won after the shortened season.
I had this weird feeling that something happened to taint the Rangers Cup win.
Maybe the fact that the Rangers won at all was tainting enough.

teebeeplayer said...

Every time Dave screws up a hockey stat, the baby Jesus cries...

young d said...

In my time I've driven the Baby Jesus to becoming outright colicky.

calgaryinteriordesigners said...

cool!!! lol! = )